Please enjoy this piece (pun intended) by infrequent IC contributor, Amanda Kosior.
I heart celebrity gossip. My husband loves hockey. Every once in a while, our worlds collide. Today is one of those days. Jarret Stoll has dumped Rachel Hunter. According to the Brits, she’s devastated(http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1195155/Rachel-Hunter-devastated-fianc-calls-wedding.html). And by “devastated,” I think they mean that she was a little sad, and then remembered that she is Rachel Hunter and got over it.
There’s a Jerry Seinfeld joke that goes something like this (and I’m not putting quotes around it because I’m sure I’m butchering it – go buy his book “Seinlanguage” if you want to read it for realsies): A marriage is between a beautiful blushing bride…and some guy. That’s why all the men wear tuxedos – if the groom doesn’t show up, the rest just slide over one spot and she marries the next.
Don’t worry, Rachel – there are a zillion Canadian hockey players out there who would happily slide over.
