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Maggie the Monkey makes her final ever pick for the Stanley Cup

From TSN.ca

Start spreading the news – Maggie the Monkey has chosen the Pittsburgh Penguins to win the Stanley Cup in her final selection before retiring from TSN.

Maggie is looking to correctly predict the championship series for the first time in her six years of prognosticating. She is 0-5 in the final series so far.

Photo: TSN

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Well good news out of Toronto if you are a member of Red Wings Nation as Maggie the Macaque, who is currently batting 0% with her Finals picks over the past 5 seasons, has chosen the Pens. Perhaps she can turn her focus from prognostication to cheerleading and attempt to emulate her cousin, the Rally Monkey of Anaheim, in order to help the Penguins win their first cup since 1992.

David Minuk

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