Jarret Stoll = Heartbreaker

There’s a Jerry Seinfeld joke that goes something like this (and I’m not putting quotes around it because I’m sure I’m butchering it – go buy his book “Seinlanguage” if you want to read it for realsies): A marriage is between a beautiful blushing bride…and some guy.  That’s why all the men wear tuxedos – if the groom doesn’t show up, the rest just slide over one spot and she marries the next.

Don’t worry, Rachel – there are a zillion Canadian hockey players out there who would happily slide over.