If you believe this rumor, you’ll believe anything

From the Canadian Press:

If talk turns to action, Ottawa Senators general manager Bryan Murray could be on the verge of making his biggest move as the GM of the Senators.

A hot rumour in NHL circles has Ottawa trading netminder Martin Gerber and defenceman Andrej Meszaros to the Los Angeles Kings, who would send 20-year old centre Anze Kopitar to the Chicago Blackhawks, who then would send goalie Nikolai Khabibulin and either of young blueliners Brent Seabrook or Cam Barker to the Senators.

Read the short article here.

Ha. This is one of the top ten worst trade rumors I have ever heard. I can’t even break it down because it is that far-fetched. How can the Canadian Press even publish this garbage?