Comments on: Battle of the Sexes: Visors http://illegalcurve.com/2009/10/19/battle-of-the-sexes-the-euro-opener/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=battle-of-the-sexes-the-euro-opener The Illegal Curve Hockey Show provides the most comprehensive coverage of the hockey world. 9AM CST Saturdays on Sports Radio 1290 Winnipeg. Podcast available after on iTunes. Tue, 21 May 2013 15:26:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1 By: dave http://illegalcurve.com/2009/10/19/battle-of-the-sexes-the-euro-opener/comment-page-1/#comment-3136 dave Mon, 19 Oct 2009 20:44:58 +0000 http://illegalcurve.com/?p=19611#comment-3136 Point well (and funnily) made Kyle.

I’m with Rusty on this one. Gotta keep that 20/20.

]]> By: Kyle http://illegalcurve.com/2009/10/19/battle-of-the-sexes-the-euro-opener/comment-page-1/#comment-3135 Kyle Mon, 19 Oct 2009 20:13:47 +0000 http://illegalcurve.com/?p=19611#comment-3135 Keep in mind that if you lose just one eye, your depth perception is shot to hell. Say you are at a game, and a young rookie catches your eye. You make some small talk as he sits in the penalty box and notice his rakish good look under his CCM. Without that visor, you can see everything! Now, a little later in the game he gets his right eye clipped some damn Euro. You are thrilled about the scar, to say the least.

Now say said rookie is driving you to a restaurant, but without the depth perception you can only barely manage to contain your terror as the 401 turns into death race 2000 as the rookie swerves in and out of various lanes while trying to stay the course. You attempt a little flirting from the passenger seat, but he can’t see your moves because he lacks an eye. You decide to let all of this go and suggest that he makes a move later. He tries to caress your cheek, but without that pesky 2nd eye giving him depth perception, he ends up jabbing his finger into your ear (that works in Saskatchewan, by the way). Frustrated, you continue to date him, but can’t walk down the street because his missing right eye twitches involuntarily, causing throngs of women to follow him wherever he goes…

Anyways, you get the point. Visors can save an eye, and they should be mandatory for every new player in the league.

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